I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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