if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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