This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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