If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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