i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
third nipple confirmed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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