You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
