too bad you live with your parents still
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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