Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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