Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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