You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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