am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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