we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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