the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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