you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
this just has baby written all over it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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