I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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