What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
tell me about the fingering
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