drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
