We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
And then my night got REAL pukey
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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