oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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