if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
COCAINE IS GR8
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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