he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i out mim tonsoeep
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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