what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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