Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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