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I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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