Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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