Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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