i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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