is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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