no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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