The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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