How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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