her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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