Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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