We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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