Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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