I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
