My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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