I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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