Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
