we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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