Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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