there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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