There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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