Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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