Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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