all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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