so explain again why im purple
no
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She bit a glass in half.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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