yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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