I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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