well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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