Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
