Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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