True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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