is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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