You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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