Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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