I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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