In the future we'll all be gay
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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