marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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