My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
My breasts were aching with rage.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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