So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I love having hate sex.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
