I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
